This is amazing. Poor Watson thinks he's going nuts at first, but at least he gets a good laugh out of it. I'd think my sanity had been lost, too.

It's sad, certainly, but I can't help but find myself snickering while reading this every now and then. Like this line:

"I did not think it would behoove my professional reputation if I constantly had to explain why I was talking to myself."

Fantastic. I'm so off to read the next part.