A Very Snarry Romance - Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Plan


[whiff whiff]

“Huh?”

[whiff whiff]

“Who am I? Where am I? And when the hell did I grow breasts?”

[whiff whiff]
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“RON! Will you please stop waving your skanky hand-me-down briefs under my nose?!”

“But you fainted, Hermione, and we couldn’t find any smelling salts. So Harry and I decided to improvise.”

“Erm... yeah… thanks… I guess.”
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