Four Explosions in London.

[daylyn]

My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in London right now. No one should ever have to experience the horror caused by sensless, cowardly terrorist acts. God, WTF is wrong with this world? I literally feel sick to my stomach by this.

Hope everyone is alright.

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[vejgeta9.livejournal.com]

I only wish you did... but then, I just thought of something.

(In our slashy writing and reading world)instead of sending people to jail or death row, we could punish them by making them read 'Mary Sue Slash', written, produced, and tpyed by Mary Sue.

And for people that are really bad, we could make them read 'Mry Sue thiks that Harry Potter is hawt! So she flipppeed her perfect hair and walkedd past Snape, Dumbledore (who died, but whit her tears of healing and bringing thhe death back to life, he is alivre) Draco, Sirus (who she saveed by pushing him out teh way so that teh bast would hit her instead. When she fell thrrou the curtin, she came out on the other side with... Super Wand Power!!!)and Ron to Uncle Voldie.

Wit a brat of her eylashs, Uncle Voldie turned good and brough all the people he killed to life. Uncle Voldie said that 'Oh Sue! You are hawt!! I loves you. Marry me!

'Really? Oh Uncle Voldie, I loveed you too. Lets ask a Death Eatery to mary us!!" And Harry, Ron, Draco, and Dumbly, Snape commited killed themselfs because Mary was so hawt! and cause she went to Uncle Voldie.

The End.

Yeah. That would be enough to turn ANYBODY good!! My head hurts. I think I lost a few brain cells typing that up...

[vejgeta9.livejournal.com]

Oh an thy were at Mry Sues hawt! weding. Harry cme up to Mary Sue and sed You are hawt! Mary me to. Mary siad I cant marry you too harry cause i lover Uncle Voldremont. He is hawt! Harry said oh. ok. I hpoe your are happy. I will be happy to. Ron said Mary ohmigod! You are so hawt! I loe you to. Uncle Voldie said you cant mary her. She is my wife and I lover her to deth. But you can be godfathres when baby is born.

Then Mary Sue had contractiion baby pains. Oh now she said. What said Voldie and Harry. The baby coming now. Ok said Tom. Lets go to hosptal doctor. Oh Mary Sue said the doctor. you are so hawt! I love you I am rich. mary me to. The baby cried harry. I can see it. Ok push Mary. Then the baby came out. Ervybody came to see the baby.

My daughter said Voldie. What is her name said Harry. Her name is Phoenix Voldina LilyRains Summers Eve Sue. I think we shoul name her Phoenix Eve Rebecca Fresa Evelin Cortney Tisha. The we can call her PERFECT for short. No Tom said Mary sue. Her name is Phoenix Voldina LilyRains Summers Eve Sue. Ok said Voldie smiling at them. So we are the godfatters said Harry. Yes you are said Uncle Voldie. Can I hold it said Ron. Yes. Ok. Ohmigod said Ron Yall baby is so hawt!!

The end For Real


If I keep that up, my head will explode. However, it is pretty easy to type stupid once you get started. Good thing I didn't type this up on Word. It may have exploded commited sucide.